回复 李鐘浩 : 这部《精品国一二三免费视频》there was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰,飞奔) five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.一位农夫在犁田时,不慎跌倒摔伤了屁股,他的马立即飞奔到五哩外最近的小镇,载了一位医生回来。"that’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.一个朋友看到后便夸赞说:“你这匹马真是聪明!”"well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "the doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"农夫说:“也没有你想的那么聪明啦!它带来的是一位兽医!”[
回复 早乙女爱: “老婆,家里来了一大波美人!”“啊!我立刻回来!”老婆回来一瞧,问:“人呢?”“那不是吗?”老公指着一个客人道。“你不是说许多的吗?”“没有呀!我是说一个大波的美人!”[
回复 约翰·阿什顿: 我和老婆逛花市看中一盆很好养的花——仙人球,于是就挑个个大的买了,用黑色布袋袋装着,接着我们又去了一家水果店给儿子买苹果。挑了几个小苹果,付了钱就走。(儿子吃不了一个大的)当我们走时,水果店老板怀疑我们偷拿了他的大苹果,就伸手偷偷捏了一下我的黑色布袋,顿时嗷的一声,可把我和老婆乐坏了。。。[
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